Twitter Updates for 2010-09-02

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Arthur
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Twitter Updates for 2010-09-01

Posted on September 1, 2010 by Arthur
  • Arghh what's happened to #Facebook ? *sulks* #
  • Off to the cottage at Norfolk tomorrow, sun, sea & salt … #
  • Oh look, a normal Sneinton evening of burglar alarms & mad women & misc. frivolity *sigh* #
  • Morning world – yikies, slept in, best get a move on #
  • So the Blair memoirs reveals he believes Iraq war was right, he can't stand Brown & blames him for losing election – no news there then! #
  • Someone may be blocking your way now, but a direct confrontati… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-31

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Arthur
  • What's with the idiots in 'cars' that think whole world should listen to their music, well they think it's music, or are they just deaf? #
  • Cr@p Car + Loud Music + Tone Deaf Idiot + Jungle Music = A Tw@t {That is Dangerous on the Road} #
  • On a lighter note … Is it Tea O' Clock yet? Don't mind if I do …. #
  • Tip: The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment! #
  • Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. #
  • If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong? Hmm… #
  • Whooo … I got beaten to the midnight snack tonight … Glad I hid my stash of choccy biccies, in the biscuit barrel haha! #
  • Morning has broken *heads off to put kettle on* #
  • You have something on your mind, so speak your piece early in … More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-30

Posted on August 30, 2010 by Arthur
  • Sunday over <*engage night status*> Lots to do tomorrow. #
  • What a beautiful bank holiday monday hope the sunshine stays. #
  • Was going to go to bank holiday monday car boot but am ill, got a serious case of CBA #
  • Your friends should be there for you today, so asking them for… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

Posted on August 29, 2010 by Arthur
  • Your brain may win out over your heart today in an internal ba… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
  • Another hard day at the office finished – on that note, goodnight #
  • Awake at 'Silly O Clock' again, though it is nice & peaceful listening to the rain #
  • Good morning, what a miserable dreich day, have a mind to just stay in bed, but things to do so … First stop, Caffeine intake #
  • I am awake trust me honest … zzzzzzzzz #
  • Be wiser than other people if you can, just do not tell them so! #
  • Ok so Less Tweeting = More Work Done – just not as fun #
  • Hmm 2 vans outside house transferring an infinite number of crates of booze – should I be worried?! #
  • You could learn something now that makes you reconsider your p… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
  • Been offered Medic contract work from November to end of January – the catch? Got to go down south & put my ice skates on arghhh help! #
  • Caught a 10yr old child trying to put a screw into my car tyres today grr – got hold of the wee oink, wanted to clip him round lugs! #
  • What's this #Facebook 'places' folk keep mentioning? #
  • Somebody else really into motorsport & ambulances @EssexEmergency #ff #followfriday worth following if you are #
  • It shouldn't be so difficult to let someone know how you feel…. More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
  • A lovely lady worthy of a follow @moley33 #ff #followfriday #
  • Friday, and would appear I no longer no the difference between numbers & letter grr #
  • Took me ages to find somebody to look after our cat. But found a lovely lady to do so now, she even had a lovely video on the internet #
  • If next doors alarm goes off again am gonna put a bloody drill through it all! Grrr #
  • Be wary of taking on too much responsibility today because the… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
  • Yey its the weekend, what sillyness & frolics can I get up to this fine day … #
  • Why oh why am I up so early on a Sunday? Street looks like a ghost town! #
  • Okies time for coffee then off to car boot, such excitement #
  • You might actually believe that you can hold your breath today… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-29

Posted on August 29, 2010 by Arthur
  • Yey its the weekend, what sillyness & frolics can I get up to this fine day … #
  • Why oh why am I up so early on a Sunday? Street looks like a ghost town! #
  • Okies time for coffee then off to car boot, such excitement #
  • You might actually believe that you can hold your breath today… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-28

Posted on August 28, 2010 by Arthur
  • A lovely lady worthy of a follow @moley33 #ff #followfriday #
  • Friday, and would appear I no longer no the difference between numbers & letter grr #
  • Took me ages to find somebody to look after our cat. But found a lovely lady to do so now, she even had a lovely video on the internet #
  • If next doors alarm goes off again am gonna put a bloody drill through it all! Grrr #
  • Be wary of taking on too much responsibility today because the… More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
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Twitter Updates for 2010-08-27

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Arthur
  • Been offered Medic contract work from November to end of January – the catch? Got to go down south & put my ice skates on arghhh help! #
  • Caught a 10yr old child trying to put a screw into my car tyres today grr – got hold of the wee oink, wanted to clip him round lugs! #
  • What's this #Facebook 'places' folk keep mentioning? #
  • Somebody else really into motorsport & ambulances @EssexEmergency #ff #followfriday worth following if you are #
  • It shouldn't be so difficult to let someone know how you feel…. More for Cancer http://twittascope.com/?sign=4 #
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The Longest Nerve in the Body? The Anal Optic Nerve

Posted on August 26, 2010 by Arthur

Did you know that in the Human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the Anus?

It is called the Anal Optic Nerve. It is responsiblke for giving people a shitty outlook on life.

Don’t believe me? Then pull a hair from your backside and see is it doesn’t bring a tear to your eye!

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1stAid999.co.uk

Posted on August 25, 2010 by Arthur

Following my work with an Ambulance company, which I have now left, I have decided to set up my own business doing first aid / response / medic services for events and suchlike. This will be carried out under the name ’1st Aid 999′.

This hasn’t been taken lightly, it’s going to be very hard work I am sure of that! But, I believe, there is a market there for this service especially for the smaller event side of things.

The domains for this are now registered and a ‘holding’ page up – just need my business partner to design a proper one.

Website; http://www.1staid999.co.uk
Twitter; http://www.twitter.com/1stAid999

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